Barenaked Ladies (often abbreviated BNL or occasionally BnL)
is a Canadian alternative rock band. The band is currently composed of Jim
Creeggan, Kevin Hearn, Ed Robertson, and Tyler Stewart. Barenaked Ladies
formed in 1988 in Scarborough, Ontario, then a suburban municipality outside
the City of Toronto. They are best known for their hit singles, "One Week",
"The Old Apartment", "Pinch Me", "If I Had $1000000", "Brian Wilson"; as
well as the theme for the situation comedy "The Big Bang Theory". They have
won multiple Juno Awards and have been nominated for Grammy Awards. They are
also known for their light-hearted, comedic performance style. Their live
shows are known for humorous banter between songs and improvised raps/songs,
both of which are staples at virtually every concert. Original keyboardist
Andy Creeggan left the band in 1995, and founding member Steven Page departed
in 2009. They have sold at least 15 million records including albums and singles.
enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
and I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard
I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
to get drunk in a pub with some Australians
Buy a giant backpack
sew a flag on the back
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
doubled over on my hands and knees
I never spent a single day in retail
telling people what they want to hear
telling people anything to make a sale
Eating in the food court
with the old and the bored
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell
You eat the bivalve anyway
you're sick with salmonella
You get your Ph.D
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
260 Drum Machine Patterns
This book is a supplement to the first volume of
Drum Machine Patterns. In it you will find over 260 rhythm patterns and
breaks. These are original patterns that can be programmed easily on any
drum machine. This book contains the rhythms most often used in
contemporary music, and many patterns incorporate flams, to be used on
the latest generation of drum machines.