Barenaked Ladies (often abbreviated BNL or occasionally BnL)
is a Canadian alternative rock band. The band is currently composed of Jim
Creeggan, Kevin Hearn, Ed Robertson, and Tyler Stewart. Barenaked Ladies
formed in 1988 in Scarborough, Ontario, then a suburban municipality outside
the City of Toronto. They are best known for their hit singles, "One Week",
"The Old Apartment", "Pinch Me", "If I Had $1000000", "Brian Wilson"; as
well as the theme for the situation comedy "The Big Bang Theory". They have
won multiple Juno Awards and have been nominated for Grammy Awards. They are
also known for their light-hearted, comedic performance style. Their live
shows are known for humorous banter between songs and improvised raps/songs,
both of which are staples at virtually every concert. Original keyboardist
Andy Creeggan left the band in 1995, and founding member Steven Page departed
in 2009. They have sold at least 15 million records including albums and singles.
I'll bet you there's a song in there
I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down
That guy should be me
I'd look much better on t.v.
Then the world would see
That I can do anything
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
Let's play tic tac toe
I'll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I'll give you a hint
It involves the "internet"
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
Don't write me off as an also ran
Just mark me down as an angry man
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
Life passed me by, but it's not my fault
I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
I can be that, but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
If I were the king
All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
And kiss my ass
When I'm old and grey
I'll look back on my life and say
"Give me one more day,
And I'll still never do anything."
I can be that
but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
260 Drum Machine Patterns
This book is a supplement to the first volume of
Drum Machine Patterns. In it you will find over 260 rhythm patterns and
breaks. These are original patterns that can be programmed easily on any
drum machine. This book contains the rhythms most often used in
contemporary music, and many patterns incorporate flams, to be used on
the latest generation of drum machines.
