Barenaked Ladies (often abbreviated BNL or occasionally BnL)
is a Canadian alternative rock band. The band is currently composed of Jim
Creeggan, Kevin Hearn, Ed Robertson, and Tyler Stewart. Barenaked Ladies
formed in 1988 in Scarborough, Ontario, then a suburban municipality outside
the City of Toronto. They are best known for their hit singles, "One Week",
"The Old Apartment", "Pinch Me", "If I Had $1000000", "Brian Wilson"; as
well as the theme for the situation comedy "The Big Bang Theory". They have
won multiple Juno Awards and have been nominated for Grammy Awards. They are
also known for their light-hearted, comedic performance style. Their live
shows are known for humorous banter between songs and improvised raps/songs,
both of which are staples at virtually every concert. Original keyboardist
Andy Creeggan left the band in 1995, and founding member Steven Page departed
in 2009. They have sold at least 15 million records including albums and singles.
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I Had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out.
Like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be foods laid out for us
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well can you blame them. Yeah)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.
260 Drum Machine Patterns
This book is a supplement to the first volume of
Drum Machine Patterns. In it you will find over 260 rhythm patterns and
breaks. These are original patterns that can be programmed easily on any
drum machine. This book contains the rhythms most often used in
contemporary music, and many patterns incorporate flams, to be used on
the latest generation of drum machines.
